Happy Birthday to Me
Yes, it is that day once again. The day when I can kiss one more year goodbye and also reminisce about all the things that I set out to accomplish last year, but didn't.
My bud Frederick made dinner for me on Friday and even baked me a scrumptious 4 layer cake. It was very sweet. Afterwards he took me to XL in Providence and we had a time with the strippers. Yes, Puritan New England has a bar with strippers. Actually, Rhode Island tends to be a little looser than the rest of New England. I think it has to do with the fact that Roger Williams was kicked out of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
So I drank too much, threw away a few too many dollar bills, and came home. I paid the price today and instead of going out tonight, I'm staying home and recuperating from my hangover, waiting for this gentleman to come and cook me my birthday dinner (I think I'll be cooking my own).
Generally I'm not too attracted to this type of man. But the stereotype is that I should be ga-ga over him. Personally, I prefer Joe six-pack over Joe's six pack abs. That's just my preference.
Well signing off for tonight. I'm going to go plop some alka seltzer in a glass and put an ice pack on my throbbing head.
My bud Frederick made dinner for me on Friday and even baked me a scrumptious 4 layer cake. It was very sweet. Afterwards he took me to XL in Providence and we had a time with the strippers. Yes, Puritan New England has a bar with strippers. Actually, Rhode Island tends to be a little looser than the rest of New England. I think it has to do with the fact that Roger Williams was kicked out of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
So I drank too much, threw away a few too many dollar bills, and came home. I paid the price today and instead of going out tonight, I'm staying home and recuperating from my hangover, waiting for this gentleman to come and cook me my birthday dinner (I think I'll be cooking my own).
Generally I'm not too attracted to this type of man. But the stereotype is that I should be ga-ga over him. Personally, I prefer Joe six-pack over Joe's six pack abs. That's just my preference.
Well signing off for tonight. I'm going to go plop some alka seltzer in a glass and put an ice pack on my throbbing head.
posted by Abe Froman at 7:54 PM
2 Comments:
You totally forgot to mention the strip joint to Mom and I when you called. Why is that?
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!
Oh, and happy birthday as well.
I told mom I went to see strippers on Friday night.
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